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What Futurama bullshit is this?

It would have been one good thing for FIFA leaders to get charged with bribery.

For those unaware… Hannah Montana Linux is a real distro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnkj4yS8Dcw

You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

Didn’t we leave over a year ago? JFC are people slow.

I feel like this could have been a Key and Peele sketch.

It’s called racism.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

Ironically, this looks like AI. Those people don’t look real.

You realize how filthy it’s gonna get?

If they are “fake”… then why is he upset? They aren’t real ads. Right?

She killed those puppies.

I don’t know what that is.