But he’s wearing an ascot! Those are rich, dignified grays! You can tell he’s rich and cultured.

…Cuz of the ascot.

*Looking in the mirror after getting abandoned by another blind date who called him “shallow, bland, and aggravating” just before disappearing.*
“I have a good personality. An ascot is personality, right?”

I was gonna comment child sex trafficking, but pretty much the same idea.

Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*

Beautiful

That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.

This looks like one of those famous @ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world posts

An honest mistake that anyone could make

Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

Every time you try to use an augment, you have to roll for whether the company stopped supporting the product and bricked it.

Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one… This is the one that’ll make people squint and ask “was that really necessary, now?” Some might even wag a finger.

Bill Hicks: I guess that could work too

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet

C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today

You’re gonna eat those words in two weeks!

He’s so full of shit

Freedom costs a buck oh five

I’m a diversity hire. Everyone else in my department has degrees and the others on my team are geniuses in their fields. I’m just some dumb fuckhead who’s always excited to learn something new and I’m passionate about supporting public education.