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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • I will describe it, literally.

    A man on a tiny motorcycle with a microwave on his head, closed covering his face, comes to a screeching halt in front of the camera, opening the door as he does. This reveals his face and a complicated mechanism to keep it on his head. He stands using the momentum of the motorcycle to propel him up and says, angrily “I know a lot of you hatin’ motherfuckers want me to fail, but guess what? It ain’t happenin! You know why? Cuz I got a motherfuckin microwave on my head!” He leans over to close the door, remounts his tiny motorcycle, and scoots away in to the city.



  • There’s more!

    Cut the shit: knock it off.
    Are you shitting me: are you serious.
    This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
    That’s my shit: I really like that.
    Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
    I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
    A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn’t mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.