I think its better to dry off with paper than to smear poo around with it, but that’s a personal preference.

This is completely unrelated, but I’m fascinated by your usage of original letters for “th”. I recognize the thorn, but what is the other letter you used (“thee” sound instead of “thuh”)?

I believe it’s called Rapex.

I think the important part for you would be, “In the 1300s…”

My earliest memory is peeking over the guard rail of my toddler bed so that I could watch my dad play Gradius. He passed away 2 years ago and I miss him every day.

I never played the original but Live The Life! slaps.

I loved that command and conquer game! It was actually my pivot point into PC gaming, because I picked up Red Alert 2 and there was no going back.

This is exactly how I interpreted that statement. No one is paying attention, who cares if they slip some garbage ads in?

Jar Jar Binks was the best part of the Prequel Trilogy. Those movies would be unwatchable without a bit of comedy.