Unless you’re printing just a sheet or two at a time, it’s unlikely that you’re going to be able to print stickers for less than buying from a commercial printer.

Those are photographs…

This. Based on my (elementary) understanding of laser printers, you have to have a laser zap a transfer belt to charge it so that it will elecromagnetically attract the toner, then precisely lay down a fine layer of toner onto the belt, then lay the microplastics + iron filings from the belt onto the page, repeat this four times, then roll the page through a tiny oven to bake on the thin, shiny layer of plastic. It’s very complicated, and have you seen the price of new fuser units or transfer belts?

I mean, toner is also made out of microplastic and iron filings.

“The machine that makes the food hot”

I used to work in a Mexican restaurant. I always forgot the Spanish word for oven, so I’d say “La máquina que hace calor la comida.”

The desire to leave a legacy is really a desire for immortality-lite. I think that if you truly overcome your fear of death, you’ll get over this. I’m more interested in knowing what happens next, and how it all works. I’m slightly salty that I will never get those answers.

Yunohost

Name and shame!