Good one. I saved a bottle of champagne for over 20 years waiting for the day that Thatcher died, then drank it while dancing naked in my garden singing “Ding dong the witch is dead”. Happy days.

What do you mean “if”? My wife has been a dictator since the day we got married…

My razr. God I miss that phone.

Reddit banned me, bizarrely, so I now only use Lemmy and Bluesky.

No it just meant that she wanted different things as she got older.

We got together when she was 21 and I was 34 and we got on a like a house on fire. We split up 9 years later. Turns out you change loads between the ages of 21 and 30, not so much between 34 and 43…

I’ve had bad episodes of back pain off and on since I was 11. I’m now 59. I have seen my doctor on many occasions and I’m just told to try to get more exercise. I guess I just put up with it, then