

And he presented her with his weird mushroom penis. Man, bootlickers are so fucking pathetic…


And he presented her with his weird mushroom penis. Man, bootlickers are so fucking pathetic…


Don’t you do it. Don’t you give me hope…


Low-hanging fruit. You’re noticing the dumbest, easiest-to-recognize scammers and thieves acting how you’re anticipating they will…


I know nobody else cares, but I really like the 3D on it and the eye-tracking technology! My nephew just got one for Christmas and he loves it too…


It’s so obvious, I wish they had caught on! I remember there was a failed Ubuntu phone Kickstarter for exactly this…


I guess we can’t be friends. ☹️


My oven is for storing important documents, not for cooking.


Huh. You’re a lot more productive than me when you’re high!


Yes. That’s what “How Hackers Are Fighting Back Against ICE” means…


This is the way.


Greenland is a legal property of NATO member Denmark. Experts are saying a forceful annexation or invasion there would collapse the alliance and end NATO. You know, the major thorn in Trump’s handler Vladimir Putin’s side? The check against invading smaller countries, and the alliance he’s been railing against for years…? And the only thing that’s stopping him from increased aggression against other countries near him? This shit’s so obvious and out in the open. There’s no consequences, so they don’t even have to hide it anymore…


I read it as “when players suck”, which isn’t far off…

Thank you, Slim Shady.


Totally fair experience. I was also a voracious reader growing up and hated assigned reading. But I certainly wasn’t required to read as much as you! In fact, one of the things I hated about the classroom reading is I would have to stop reading the book (if I enjoyed it) and wait to discuss or do worksheets on it when all I wanted is to just continue reading it!
But what we have to remember is there’s kids out there from families that don’t encourage reading. Or even ones that actively discourage reading! If not for assigned reading, they might never read a single book from their adolescence onward! At least this way, they actually get the knowledge from a few books in them. But really, I don’t know what the answer is either…


I only use the fediverse for social media, and even I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this. If you’re a wealthy individual and understand the cost, sure; go for it! But as far as an “investment”, or recouping costs spent, giant corporations spin up servers and start services to entice users, knowing they’ll eventually earn that money back in data collection and ads. The fediverse **will not** put up with that, so know what you’re getting yourself into…


People: what a bunch of bastards…
That’s great news! No rush and don’t overwork yourself, though. We can be patient…
I can reply to someone, I can even tap the “quote” formatting button, but I can’t select text to copy/paste! Very irritating, but maybe I’m just not doing it right…
Ew, Chrome.