I really can’t for the life of me understand how people can accept Trump as their Messiah.
At least this version fixes the text on the hat of the guy on the left.
That jet/bird on the right is looking a little funky though.


This will surely make gas prices go down!!!
I need something stronger than an exclamation point here. ‼️


Art of the Deal, baby.
Won not just that exchange, but the entire war military operation.
And he said it on Easter no less.
Imagine if Obama ever said that on any day!


If you can do all that, a Minecraft server will be easy peasy to set up.


But the savings haven’t flowed down to us. Gotta make line go up, it seems.


Could microfiche make a comeback with this?


So like a fox, but fake in a Fr*nch way


So their app description is lying?



Sorry, you can’t. However, you can look at his ever increasingly shiny leather jackets!


But muh slop
It’s a bit telling that, other than the ghoul Stephen Miller, almost nobody from the first term like ol’ Sarah here has stuck around for his second term.


A robo hand job is yet another way AI is taking our jerbs


However, Washington has not issued any official statement. The Pentagon said its operations are going as planned, with Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth saying the US is “winning decisively” and that Iran’s air defences have been “flattened”.
I see we’re going full Baghdad Bob here.
Tally Ho, lads!
He served it al dente, obviously
Edit: assuming it’s a guy with a name like Al
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