Is it performative art now. art is so confusing

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

Congrats, you’re now a narwhal