More to the woman. My girl once complained about me leaving the seat up.

For years, I always put the seat AND the lid down.

I spent enough time in the shower vigorously washing my weiner, it’s clean enough

It’s not just that, they’re easy to repair, and parts are available. I love laser printers, except for HP

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

Don’t buy anything HP.