Bakkoda

Dear Jenny,

Eat a heavily used bag of dicks.

Eggball. Handball. Padded Big Strong Man Ball.

He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he’s just getting revenge. That’s what tin pot dictators do. There’s also another thing they usually do…

That’s 100% a better term to use. I just always feel silly when I say it in my head because it’s ambiguous as fuck for me.

“Before the Internet” in a headline and then 2 paragraphs later “using the Internet”. Bravo.

And confusing “the Internet” with the http protocol shows a total lack of basic knowledge and also a wonderful teaching moment to incorporate into your article. Missed opportunity in a race to crank out drivel and get some AI seo traffic.

Lol strategy

AI doesn’t do anything. People use AI to [insert the action every hack rag of stain that gets posted] .

Except that’s only true if you just ignore history. Which is something you seem pretty hell-bent on doing so.

If. Seriously? We’ve been bombing boats and killing people with absolutely no process.

Comments like these simply help slow walk this shit to normalization.

Imagine bragging about doing regular maintenance that’s gone undone and then blaming it on a president who hasn’t been in office for 11 months.