(Democrat Prime, Earth-2008, Looks like a beige silver surfer, Can manipulate energy and clone himself but wont vote on a fracking ban, Like most superheroes serves no real purpose except to mantain the status quo) ( Ongdak Boruto Hitler-Garcia, Republican California, “white” nationalist who got big on twitter pretending to not be from the phillipines, Gets zero votes then dies of a mysterious illness, His tombstone is misspelled.) ( Ava Shamas, Democrat Illinois, Replacement squad member after AOC moved to tel aviv, Working class child of migrants, charismatic and media savy, and yea she is bisexual and married to a busted white guy too, Running a progressive popular campaign that – (Democrat Prime eliminates Ava Shamas)-- Oh, okay, nevermind

(The Weeping Lurch, Democrat Ohio, Loves war, hates fire, Forced to resignafter accidentally Of Mice and Men-ing Netenyahu) (Mundy Bloodfeast Jr, Republican West Virginia, Complete anti-civilization lunatic, shut down the schools, close down the hospitals and burn down the rainforest. True Freedom means eating the last remaining crust of bread while standing over your neighbor’s caved-in-skull, Principled anti-trump republican) ( Bo Job, Independent Texas, Credulous podcaster who regretted voted for trump after finding out what he looks like, Space between his ears rents for 3,500 a month) (Ghislaine Maxwell, Republican DC, Easily clinches the republican primary and trounces her democrat opponent (whose name nobody remembers), making history as the first female president of the USA, Ladies start your engines!)