• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    “I thought that you were an infant.”
    “No, err, that is just my name.”
    “…oh. Do you know any infants? How old are they?”
    “No, I, no. Yes I do, but not here. I know my family, in my country. But I know no infants here.”
    “I’ve got a plane. I can travel. How old are they?”
    “I, err, so about that election rigging?”
    “Don’t try to distract me. HOW OLD ARE THE INFANTS?!!”