The one thing everyone feared about the US, it’s military, exposed as less mighty than expected.

Respawn attempts… Don’t learn anything from those.

How dare you use the V word?!? Everyone knows you build resistance to salmonella by licking the cutting board after you chop raw chicken!

Don’t need Jesus to help you with morals.

Obama looked hella good in that tan suit, fuck the haters!

No one has heard of anything like that cause it’s a fucking lie.

He’s the bully who was never taught to stop bullying. If he wasnt born with a silver spoon, he would have ended up as a local policeman in his hometown, and telling stories of his glory days to anyone who would listen.

Explains Jr, Erik and Barron

So all Jewish men are autistic?

NY, LA, SF, DC… Chicago is a great city but not as influential on the world stage as it used to be.

Totally agree.

The tipping system is horrendous and punishes the food servers. People need to go back and understand why it started in the first place.

Seriously, can’t anyone just take out Putin?

I want to see his MRI to find out how little brain matter is required to pretend to be a human being.

Idiot kneeling groveler. The world needs less of these types of people.

At this point, I’m just happy if he never gets the dignity of a proper funeral.

Sockpuppet Mitch, spiritually, existentially and now physically.

Cause they’re pussies.

Australia is a bad choice cause they’ve been low-key screwing up their country quite badly.

Nonetheless, it’s essentially a theocracy. Iran vs Israel is allegorically like Abel and Cain, sharing the same root source but with enough differences to want to kill each other.