We knew MAGA would move the goal posts when denial became untenable

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

Epstein distraction

Americans will put up with a lot, but the extrajudicial killing of white people would be a bridge too far for most

People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

The best part was Ben Shapiro giving a speech admonishing fellow conservatives for embracing Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens, then the rest of the speakers tearing him down. The GOP is going mask-off antisemitic fast.

Meanwhile, the ADL is getting Mamdani staffers fired for tweets they made as teens, but ask them about Fuentes and they’re like “Who is Nick Fuh… Foontis?”

A gunshot wound is worth a lifetime of apples.

I hadn’t seen that one. That’s fucking crazy. I wonder who told him that.

Gun: It cures what ails you.

The administration’s line is that it’s about drugs

Lol sorry

Trump doesn’t have the political capital for boots on the ground in Venezuela, so this one is likely going to be a flop. The MAGA base is too anti-interventionist now. Susie Wiles told Vanity Fair that the administration is just going to harass ships until Maduro cries uncle and agrees to step down, which won’t happen. I’m sure Rubio would like to get our military more involved, but it doesn’t seem likely.

All the comments here have a “It’s my first year of college and I just read Marx for the first time and now I know everything” kind of vibe

Oh god, I thought you guys were sequestered in hexbear

Rubio has an ideological vendetta against leftist SA governments. He’s not doing this for a corporation.

This one isn’t for oil. It’s regime change. They want Maduro out and a right-winger in.

Charlie Charlie Kirky

I just popped a perky

On the contrary, MAGA died with him. The administration tried to make joking about him off limits, so the internet turned the mere mention of his name into a joke

Cellulose acetate fiber and paper

He must be gushing with pride