Who invited this guy?

Y’all Queso sounds like an awesome taco truck.

If your jager is somehow frozen solid, then something is wrong with you, or your jager. Or maybe both.

I’ve had a bottle of jager in my freezer for like a year now. It will pour as liquid any time.

O……kay

Being the hottest person at the grocery store is not difficult.

She’s a giant.

Those are low quality Chinese crosses. Once we move cross manufacturing to the USA, we will have the best crosses. Everybody says so.

Congratulations. If you skip to the 6th one, you’ve already completed Step 6.

Ordering a dozen communion wafers. How long have you worked here?

I just got slammed.

You can’t be serious. Trump stepping down?? Wants to help the US??

Toddler heart Pooh bear xo 🛠️

It’s like two Olympic sized swimming pools full of jello vs half the number of motel rooms in New Hampshire.

This is why we need metric slams and metric blasts.

Here we go with the “slams” again.

Makes sense. This is like when the nazis invited the media from other countries to visit Theresienstadt to show the world how well they were treating the Jews in camps. How far we have come.

Picturing Netanyahu as the head of Traitor Park security. And Trump is eating cheeseburgers.

Why were they visiting in the first place?

Clean your coffee maker much?

Mainly in your bed. But sometimes also in your ears.

Agree. But who will do that?