I can also confirm. I write software for a living. A hammer is a must-have.

I’ve got one of these, and I’m pretty sure I found a subreddit about people like us at some point. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

[Edit] There ya go: https://www.reddit.com/r/PencilStabbers/

I see the paintings. This isn’t his first rodeo.

Boss, I can’t make it to work today. There’s a cat on my car.

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!