The sound of a dot matrix printer is bliss

Just hammering away like it’s life depends on it then that sweet rip of the page

Man that brings me back

Because we basically drive tanks everywhere on roads designed for incredible speed.

So basically our cars are the main culprit making the side issues worse.

Here’s a fun little tid bit I once brought up with a relative.

Same sex couples are a benefit tax wise.

They’ll get married, pay their taxes, contribute to society like any other couple, but with one key caveat: they don’t accidentally make new mouths to feed and extra burdens on our systems and infrastructure.

Last I checked, 2 gay men (or 2 lesbians for that matter) aren’t gonna accidentally make a new mouth to feed, a new student in our public education, a new person that has to use our roads, etc. If they want a kid it’s intentional. And statistically they’re significantly more likely to adopt (bringing the number of children in those systems down as well)

They still were against it though because “they just don’t like the idea of it” but hey, that’s one of the reasons them and I don’t talk anymore. One of the others being that they found out I was Bi lol

The amount of people I see who are the “iPad kids” they constantly scream about is incredibly high

Keep an eye on your screen time folks.

Get out there and touch grass, the world is waiting!

An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art doom scroll memes

ACAB (Assigned Cop At Birth)

But they haven’t released yet, they’ve been announced and given no firm release date.

“Do you accept Trump Coin?” -Dementia Don trying to make it look less bad probably.

Dementia Don didn’t think about the strait when he attacked and fired anybody in his admin that would have been against it.

Based AF right there

That’s where the horror I mention hits. The realization that things have gone wrong and that people didn’t do things they were supposed.

Everybody is acting like everything is fine, when in fact someone has made a lethal mistake and the others that were supposed to catch those mistakes haven’t.

A cascading wave of failures led to a woman’s death.

But GOD can they fly!

…well not this one, not anymore. But usually.

One of today’s lucky 10,000?

And the fronts don’t even fall off!

That was mundanely horrific.

By that I mean it was mundane until the realization of what was wrong.

Everybody was calm. Everybody was having a good time. Everybody was doing their role.

That is, until the realization occurs.

Someone missed a step. Someone didn’t do a final safety check. Three people just threw a woman off a cliff.

And the rope was still coiled on the ground.

That’s gonna haunt me. I really wish I didn’t watch that.

Probably made someone mad so they’re reopening it out of spite.

I’ve unironically met people who use ChatGPT for everything. (and who unironically now think magnets are turned off by water since the president said it)

Like I literally had coffee with someone who while we were chatting they mentioned that they “asked ChatGPT if the place was queer friendly” before they agreed to go out for coffee.

It’s like bro, did the pride flags year round not tip you off? The maps link literally has pictures of the place with snow on the ground and pride flags in the windows!

So many people have forgotten how to think and it’s infuriating. They’ll believe a chatbot before their own eyes.

Obviously fake, everybody knows that batteries are ruined by rain. Just like magnets.

Next you’re gonna tell me that the Moon can come out during the day!