Usually I’d be ‘screw apple’ for this sort of headline, but really, stealing from your friend, getting him fired, and then selling the stolen info to some dorky YouTuber is just stupid.

Even the aluminum containers are coated with plastic (soda cans, for example)

Why does Spiderman have ketchup on his face?

Did they chain him up and force feed him hot dogs?

You will die, come back to receive your dollar, then immediately did again.

I’m sorry.

Country known for historically being resistant to rapid technological change is resisting newest technological change trends.

How surprising.

Internet guy not assuming all people on the internet are white challenge (impossible (you will lose))

Oh no! This guy thinks you’re having fun the wrong way.

Better stop that, otherwise he might make sarcastic comments at you!

While I don’t agree, your post is shittier than OPs

I’m not saying this dude is right for any of his actions, but also this comment is mega creepy.

Next up, we asked a shoe to write a haiku but it was beaten by a 30 year old HaikuMaker™®©.

This is like a food truck with extra steps.

Don’t forget the, “I’m a very wealthy man”, televangelist who owns at least 3 personal jets.