Fuck that fucking fucker to the highest of Fuckativity!

Now the ICE age is rounding up and killing immigrants!

Many years ago I hung out with an old man that when asked him what he thought about a subject and he had no real input he would answer “I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!”

That will stay in my head forever.

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

        ~Jed Clampett~

I apparently said something bad about Lord Feltersnatch!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

               ~Jed Clampett~

There is no place I know, To compare with pure imagination

Living there, You’ll be free

If you truly wish to be…

Fuck republicans to the highest of Fuckativity!

Fucking vultures!

Trumps more full of shit than a Stool bus!

I don’t know what I want for lunch!

“And the crooks shall inherit the earth!”

Yes!!! Yes I can!!!

Absofuckinglootly! Cheesus Christ on a cracker…

We hate both of you sonsabitches!

This shit makes me absolutely fűhrerious!

Like I’m gonna knowingly stick my hands in pockets you just know shit is oozing from every crevice!

Absofuckinglutely! The jelly will gooify the bread on on a much faster rate than the peanut butter. You have to eat that sumbitch jelly up and that’s all there is to it!

Who amongst us ain’t looking for a little strange?

M orons

A re

G utting

A merica!