Keystone Kash’s Bonkers Self-Help Notes Captured on Camera

Kash Patel exposes deeply embarrassing note during House grilling

The notes, written in blue pen in Patel’s own handwriting on personalized stationery labeled ‘Director Patel’, read like affirmations.

‘Good fight with Swalwell. Hold the line. Brush off their attacks. Rise above next line of partisan attacks.’

The mockery went viral as critics zeroed in not just on the cringe factor, but on the vanity of having a personalized notepad with his own letterhead.

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    3 days ago

    Does this fuckwit know that he is brown and if caught in the street ICE would round him up, and I sure somewhere on Stephen Miller list is this Kashs name. Why protect people who look at you and actively hate you for your skin color? Seriously how much hate do you have for yourself?

    On a side not he always looks stoned or fucking crazy what is with this guy?

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    5 days ago

    It really feel like this is all one giant blackmail ring with just about every CEO and politician caught up in it. It is kind of scary to realize everyone is compromised. Can we get all new people please?

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    5 days ago

    Do we know these were written after, or if these were reminders of the objective of this hearing from his advisors?

    To me these sound like objectives going into the hearing.

    • “Have a good fight with Swalwell”
    • “Hold the line on Epstein.”
    • “Brush off their attacks.”
    • “Rise above next line of partisan attacks.”

    I guarantee he was coached on this shit.

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    5 days ago

    I mean, the incredible effort he’s putting in to protect the names of pedophiles makes me think his name is on the list too and that’s the only reason he got the job.

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    5 days ago

    I can only imagine little Kash pridely showing his mommy those papers with his name in it.

    His mommy must have been so proud of her little boy; Director Patel.