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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前

It's the Lord's problem now.

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It's the Lord's problem now.

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前
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    This really is a shitpost.

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.

    It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

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    and they float into the sky where they turn into stars

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    The poo dropped right on someone’s car.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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    This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM

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      I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?

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        I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor

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    Once and for all

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    Human waste management systems in a nutshell.

    Out of sight, out of mind.

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      Out of flight

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    What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?

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      He called the shit poop!

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!

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      health safety regs, damn OSHA

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    Literal shit post

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      oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!

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      Was looking for this comment. 👏

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      Is that Jack Black?

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        Envy (2004)

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          7% on Rotten Tomatoes lol

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            Which is crazy because that movie is funny.

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      First thing I thought of when i saw this post!

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      Yesss was going to comment this!

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      That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

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    imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head

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      Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda

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        Wasn’t it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?

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          No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside

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        I feel like I’d be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol

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      It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.

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      Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern

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      really expecting that gif to end differently

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    This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

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      Y?

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        U!

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    Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.

    Fling and forget!

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