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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

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What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    Two chicks at the same time.

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      Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9!

    • yyyesss?@lemmy.world
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    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      There is nothing in the world like having two girls sucking your dick at the same time. Three would probably be a hassle to keep up with, never done that.

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        With three, physical positioning starts to get really inconvenient unless you’re laying down, but then the view isn’t as good. And unless you’re packing like 9 inches, there’s not a whole lot of open real estate anyway.

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    Read the manual.

    • BodePlotHole@lemmy.world
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      This is the way.

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        Yeah, maybe run a safety calibration or clean the filters or something. Holodecks are dangerous.

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    Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.

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      And then you fuck right?

      • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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        Obviously.

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        Lazarus Long! I didn’t know you were on Lemmy!

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    Ensure the safeties are enabled.

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    Disable safety protocols.

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      Then create a life or death scenario with an antagonist who is defined as being able to defeat me.

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      Man of culture

  • YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world
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    Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.

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      Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.

      But maybe he’s even into it.

      spoiler

      • BanMe@lemmy.world
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        You don’t live in a place called Reading Rainbow if you haven’t seen some shit

    • balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one
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      It does not 😐

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        No matter, everyone’s doing it. And probably sharing.

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    Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.

    Miss you, old friends.

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      Is it the “random fun night”, “college friends”, “bar”, or 2003 that no longer exists?

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        The bar. Friends are alive and well but I drifted apart after a few career moves in and out of my country.

        Though technically based on our cells replicating and dying off the “us” from 20 years ago also no longer exist.

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          I see what side you land on for the ship of Theseus debate…

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          I’m sorry to hear that, I also long to hang out with my old college buddies from 20ish years ago under circumstances that no longer exist. Sigh Time is a bitch ain’t it?

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          Well, your muscle, fat, bone, and nervous system cells are all the same. Those don’t reproduce.

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    I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

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      Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.

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    i’d be getting my dick mad wet

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      I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.

      I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.

      But porn would be there first.

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    Set it to humanity’s highest point: 1999. Things will get very confusing when they try and break me from the Matrix only to find it we’re in the holodeck.

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    So like … how private is a holodeck? If the answer is “very”, I’m definitely going with sexual fantasies.

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      Look what happened to Barkley.

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    Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.

    And during my star trek fantasy, I’d visit the holodeck.

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      Oh man, imagine the prank potential if you moved someone to a holodeck simulation of their own ship without them knowing it. Lower Decks ended too soon.

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    Seven Seven of Nines

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      69 of Nine.

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    Assuming it will keep running indefinitely without maintenance or upkeep.

    Go inside. Create a pseudo Renaissance era theme. (With modern medicine). Program it so my bank account in there won’t ever run out of money. Then never leave. Just keep exploring. Have the holo deck just keep reconfiguring itself to effectively allow me to explore large areas.

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      Have the holo deck just keep reconfiguring itself to effectively allow me to explore large areas.

      Sounds like photorealistic Minecraft. Which sounds cool.

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      …well, I was gonna say porn but I actually like your idea better.

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        Get your freak in with bearded Dwarven ladies.

        “Gives ya something to hang on to”

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