please don’t tell him 'til i’m done offloading all these hats

about 24 loonies if you know what a Canadian dollar coin looks like.

otherwise, it’s about 18 us dollar coins.

“When I’m all nerves, I do nothing.”

i ran the numbers, and i was surprised to find that $20K would get you about 5 gold coins.

oops sarcasm :S

i was gonna say. i’m a mediocre middle-aged white guy, and i couldn’t be happier.

“okay, i’m gonna need about five min- oh!”

assuming it’s onomatopoeia, that’s how i’d spell a belly chuckle. i’m curious, though, about how you would spell the sound of a belly chuckle :)

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every day is Norm’s day. love you.

i mean, it’s only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?

and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i’m a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, ‘why are you telling me this stuff? i’m a barber. you need a psychologist.’ and all he said was, ‘well your light was on…’

everybody grab your broomsticks!

and yet you persist. why?

(sorry, this is totally a troll)

No mas

that’s the guy that goes down on you like john mayer and when he comes back up you realize it was carrot head

you emphasized #5, but i feel like we’re still coming to grips with #4 right now

fun fact: using the phrase “both sides” demonstrates a bit of what he’s talking about!

“Against stupidity we are defenseless. Neither protests nor force can touch it; arguments fall on deaf ears. Evil always carries the seeds of its own undoing - it creates unease. But stupidity feels self-satisfied, immune, and convinced of its own rightness. And that makes it far more dangerous.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

that’s exactly what i use now when i’m not just lazy and drinking instant

yeah, as a canadian i feel like i criminally neglected that part of your comment