And the rest of the country just bends over.

30 years in the military and a shitty person? Man that is so weird, how could it be?

That’s why americans loove these clowns so much. It’s what they know from shows they watch and what they aspire to be.

Delicious palm oil

Billionaires should be afraid. They shouldn’t be treated like humans. Don’t serve them at restaurants. Give them a disgusting look every time you see one. Throwing shit at yachts should be a national past time. But what do people do? They treat them like gods and kiss their asses, because you never know, maybe they drop some crumbs for the peasants.

Everyone who was alive during the pandemic should know that the whole “if we all get together to do …” Is the biggest pipedream in the history of pipedreams.

People told me that i’m not changing anything by not having kids and not eating meat and recycling or… Pretty much everything i do seem to annoy people. Oh yes, riding a bike, that riles some people up.

What do i care? I’m 40 with no kids, the world can turn into cinder for all i care. I’m not saving anyones environment, i do what feels right.

Picking up a child in the child killer 3000 that says WAR on it. Yeah, probably a really nice guy

Yokozuna by the Garlicboys

We walked and biked even skied to school in the winter. Some kids had quite the journey. Now my nephew is 8 and and there are like 20 cars waiting in front of the school, or the closest they can drive. They also complained that it’s pretty dangerous because of all the traffic, not realising that they are the traffic. No car would be there without them. It’s madness.

If only we could treat politicians like smorts people. They even have to apologise when they cheat.

When i watched season 6 i thought, yeah it’s kind of bad, but at least, i can always go back whenever i feel like and still enjoy the good episodes. It got worse and worse and by the end of season 7 i wasn’t really sure if i even wanna see the next season. When i did see it, i realised that i will probably never go back to watch it. I didn’t even know it was possible to retroactively ruin a show for me. It’s kinda impressive

I was never super into it, i only watched it sonetimes when my girlfriend was watching it.

Aside from not finding it very funny to begin with, i never really got the premise. The whole show was the guy telling his children how he met their mother. Whenever he dated someone it was like: is it gonna be her?? Is it her?? And there was an on and off thing with the other main character. Omg is it her? But the children have to know the name of their own mother. So they know and he’s just telling them who he banged before he met their mother?

No grift? A 300 million mcmansion?

Except that the frontman is a fucking nazi

Almost had to read a naughty word. That was fucking close you cunt ass bitch

Yes torturing animals is still cool.

Imagine that. Two or three seasons for a tv show always srem like the sweet spot. Same with movies. Terminator, great. Terminator 2, even better. Terminator 3 to wherever we are now, what the fuck even is this?

I think a lot of people watch long lasting tv shows out of habit, not because they are good or holding up. Bob’s burger is the only exception i can think off, and maybe some other niche shows, if they are good they are good and if they have more to say, go ahead.

One of my favourite shows used to be community. I have the fondest memories watching it for the first time. Now every time i rewatch it i got reminded that only the first two seasons are really good, and then it just falls apart.

I remember when skate 3 was released. It was the biggest sports game of the year. It outsold even FIFA. BUUUUUUUT, fifa fans are so deranged that they spend like 2 Billions in micro transactions that EA obviously spend all their efforts into making more FIFA and no more skate. Except now Skate. Obviously, and we all know how shit this turned out.

You can just order a hamburger via uber eats™ for only 30 dollars. Youtubers told me that’s really smart actually