It’s like the only way to get the American public to sympathize with somebody is to represent them as white, a fictional character, an attractive celebrity, or all three at once.

The secret ingredient to my homemade street corn is street

Many ad approaches are based on objective facts, logic and reasoning.

The image is hypersaturated and hyperaveraged

Don’t shame me for my IBS

Your slop-pooping machine is bad at text parallax and it still looks gross

It was usually a rubber KONG toy so not really anthropomorphic

I thought the title implied a Shrek intruder but this is arousing in a different way

I legit asked myself this when I would pretend to throw my dog’s ball or hide her toy under her blanket and then sneak it out and have her look for the toy when it’s not actually in the blanket. Does my audience think of me as God or think of themselves as stupid?

unable to open the doors and drowned

If you find yourself in a car sinking in water, conserve your energy because the doors will not open until your cabin is submerged. Take a deep breath at the last second that you can (you will need it) and wait until you are fully underwater to try to open the doors. This may not have been possible with the shallowness of the pool in the above news story. There are also specialized tools for breaking car windows that you can keep in your glove compartment for emergencies.

Stupid idiot doesn’t even realize that the cartridge’s internal battery has died probably like 10-15 years ago and saving is now impossible, Jesus man go one button press past the load screen

Let them eat cake

*Firstp tpime

Oh god…. This isn’t satire

I don’t have handy a nonfictional record of kids thinking of it as a fictional part of pop culture, but that context is critical for the premise of this joke

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If you’re commenting here, you’re older than the age I’m referring to

fake

I don’t mean staged. I mean they think that it’s just something from pop culture that people reference without necessarily knowing what it’s from or about or having seen the original media, like “Play it again, Sam” or “That’s the beauty of it: it doesn’t do anything” or thinking that 420 and 69 are funny internet numbers with no real meaning.

Do kids these days think that the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald wasn’t real and it’s just a thing from pop culture like they do with 9/11?

There’s…… something…… on…… the wing!

No body found means that he’s still up there somewhere