Whatever, I’m pretty sure he’s rubbing one out nightly to the thoughts of starving brown children.

Poor Toby. He wasn’t even all that bad, as far as HR goes.

Did you know Mr. Johnson’s nickname in high school was ‘Tiny’?

They could just leave BLM as is to horrify the parents.

Now they need to go shoot the people who issued the orders. Happy endings all around.

Was this an excerpt from his Nobel Peace Prize award speech?

And talked shit about the administration the whole time, which is what this was about in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tjh_ZO_tY

Meh, if you call endlessing shitposting on the internet work.

What did the little shit do to cause it to tragically explode?

Edit: Yeah, I know, I’m going to hell.

He already broke his leg by dancing like a white guy on stage at a concert a couple of years ago.

He’s selling products by doing this, so there’s that.

Duh. In space!

He actually put out a message before this saying that it was a horrible thing that happened and he and his family were sending their deepest sympathies to the Kirk family.

I have a feeling Kimmel isn’t going to be forced to say anything. He (rightfully) despises Trump with every fiber of his soul and would probably choose to stay off the air rather than bend the knee in any way.

Kimmel didn’t make any “Charlie Kirk comments”

He made fun of Trump for not giving a shit about Kirk’s death because he couldn’t get over his 8 year old equivalent impulse control to start bragging about the monstrosity they built on top of the Rose Garden at the White House.

Please bros, just another 70 billion and we’ll deliver generative AI . . .

and Space Lesbians

If anyone can deliver on that, it would be this administration.

I have a feeling Nazi shooting isn’t relegated entirely to history.