I like that the local language (Malayalam) is a palindrome.

Ok he was cooking with that line.

It’s easy to think of a clever comeback when you can just have AI generate the thing you’re responding to.

And freeway lanes necessary to solve traffic

Yeah! With lots of puns and silly jokes.

I used to play Kingdom of Loathing a lot - I think it fits into this category.

@pluralistic@mamot.fr - Cory Doctorow, author of Enshittification

@CatsOfYore@mastodon.social - old photos of cats

@apod@reentry.codl.fr - Astronomy Picture of the Day

@Gargron@mastodon.social - founder of Mastodon

@georgetakei@universeodon.com - guy who posts a lot

Other than that I mostly follow urbanists and webcomic artists, plus like hundred people I added randomly.

I was first to crack a code that appeared at the end of an episode of the Adult Swim show 12 Oz. Mouse. They sent me a T-shirt for it.

some classic Jake and Amir

Is that Caine’s famous milk and cigarette casserole?

That’s true. I assumed it was more of a cure for aging. But OP did say “live forever” and “not dying”, so I’d agree that I don’t want those.

Y’all are crazy, I’d take immorality in a heartbeat if anyone was offering.

It’s nothing special but it’s always there for you. It’s like the one that’s been waiting while you’ve chased after other beverages and had your heart broken, and then you realize it was the one all along. tl;dr you friendzoned water

Whiskey coke

7% on Rotten Tomatoes lol

Amaryllis spelled backwards is Sillyrama

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My place is too small to keep a lot of books, so the library has become my new extended bookshelf. It’s a pretty short walk from my place too, which is nice.

This needs a Gowron edit

But can I fix door hinges?