When you have this many dildos, the world is your fuck oyster.

Poetry

Is Graphene not still Android?

I get that the connotation is Americans are people from the USA but it does erase some of the identity of the rest of the Americas.

All I was saying was it’s not surprising that the person from the Americas enjoys a combination of flavors distinctly from the Americas.

Peanuts and Cocoa are distinctly American, South American to be precise.

I’m not arguing the colloquial use of the term “American” here.

Canada is part of America, just not the USA.

Peanuts and Cocoa are distinctly (South) American, if you can distance applying the term American just to the USA.

Yo a garlic flavored taco shell bread would be amazing ….

Frogs burrow and eat a lot of stuff that benefits plants, like pollinators or other pest control critters.

They will leave your garden barren of life and full of holes and when they pass it will be a vacuum for nature to fill with pests and whatnot.

Add on that frogs are delicious for bigger things that are even scarier for humans, snakes and crocodiles and things.

Also a plague of frogs is probably eating another plague of bugs or something which is also damaging the crops.

Frogs are more of a “pestilence bringer” than a plague unto themselves.

Ya know it turns out ol crazy Ramses from down apothecaries way was actually not so crazy

Thank you for posting release release posts

Unfortunately Lemmy is rife with CSAM too, but the larger instances have done a pretty great job eliminating it.

Smaller instances still get dumped on sometimes.

Edit: actually it feels like it’s been a year or so since any CSAM spam events, so good job everyone

Thank you for creating shit post content

Except that dude is actually doing it for attention, like a novelty account.

it’s just a cloud of noise that happens to resemble a rat with a big butt.

I’d like this on my tombstone

The password for my bosses hotspot back in the 2010s was gofuckyourself

Just be careful because the pictured drill will break your wrist if you let it.

Know your tool before you use it.

Ubuntu Oh Snap

The real joke is in the comments

In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.

Your passcode plus biometric scan.

The person you’re responding to, and these memes, aren’t interested in discussing anything.

Things don’t need to make sense. They just have to be provocative and engage people.

The intent is to normalize their message through the lens of things we can kinda agree on. Idk if they expected anyone to not want to dunk on NJ, because their prop sheet says we like to dunk on NJ.

If anyone thinks Lemmy is actually a bastion of “leftists” instead of a deliberate radicalization campaign attempting to disguise itself as “leftist progressivism” then I’d like to sell them this bridge I have in my back yard.