Don’t twist being against gun control with my joke my guy. Ty

… you guys once marched to DC.

Can you accept the other east coast states down thru (but excluding) Virginia? Thanks.

… the Vice President of the USA

Hi. I’m you. It’s weird reading something so fucking … exact.

I’m sorry you went through that.

My ex wife made a claim that I hit her. She thought it would help her win the divorce.

Officially I have to check the box on forms saying yes I have in fact EVER been charged with domestic violence.

I’m the only person involved with a memory of the event she made up, because I have to maintain records of it and charges being dropped and everything. For work.

Investigators ask me, I have to say yes. I describe the situation and what happened and they give me the side eye “yeah sure ok, wife beater” and then my ex-wife doesn’t even remember the situation.

The good news is I have sole custody of our child. A judge saw the real of it when it mattered.

He’s currently on death row

The hazards are to indicate you are stopped and now a hazard.

Only when you are stopped and now a hazard. Your car becomes a blinking light. We have road rules for blinking lights, so it SHOULD be saying one specific thing.

Thank you for coming to this road safety talk.

Hey Realtalk you ought to fuck right off

What’s your pickleball team gonna be called?

Millenials ain’t making it to our 50s, the water/climate wars will solve that for us.

Only because you chose the nuance must you die by it

… it was

“Nazi Punk” exists, the skinhead as a Nazi thing is them co-opting culture

Fuck violence Nazis of all flavors

THIS is what the top sheet is good for. A good top sheet tuck and you can swim under the sheet and your blanket will remain in place.

Unless you death roll … you’re just gonna end up wrapped in blanket and sheet if you death roll

I wish I’d held onto all my JNCOs instead of donating them all 20 years ago ….

My son also wishes I’d held onto all of em.

Fucking thank you

… idk if I preferred ignorance BUT the 3 seconds of that video that made it all make sense was a beautiful insight into your mind.

I’ve read this repeatedly without any concept of what you’re saying but goddamn is it provocative and gets me going.

Cowards just need to go all in and hang us under the plane like an overhead roller coaster.