Ignotum

That pie is missing the “comitting war crimes” slice

They ask you to stow the tray if something happens because the microphone is on the underside of the tray and hears you better that way

Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
I use arch btw

Noone noticed the fart
Success!

Guessing the annoying orange or someone in his cabinet has called it a cult

I too miss the time prior to my birth

Thought i was on c/frugal for a moment

Oof ouch owie

Getting high and screaming instead of getting the measles vaccine does sound like something rfk could have said tbh

Kid rock probably only had to refund a low number of tickets as very few were planning to go to his show

Matthew 10 is one of my favourites

34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

36 And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.

37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

You love your family? Straight to hell with you! Jesus is jealous

And it better jiggle right, i have a degree in jigglephysics so i’ll notice

Literally 1984

I followed the caption, now i’m missing a kidney

Stranger danger

What do you mean?

Goddamn shrinkflation affecting memes too now?

So the secret is to pull yourself up by the bootstraps, and work 20 jobs at the same time all paying 1 million a day

Poor people often work 2 jobs paying minimum wage, that’s 18 jobs too few and 999960$/day/job too little pay

You can work hard for a thousand years straight and you still won’t be a billionaire,
You gotta exploit really hard

Why? What did the card ever do to deserve that?

*explanation*