Hopefully the stock needs a Boring Machine.

I’m sure some are about carbon monoxide.

Who do you think she learned that from?

Plot twist: the thieves were from Nvidia, who is going to give a credit toward the stolen hardware to Open AI and Anthrophic, who’s then going to lease the stolen hardware from…

John Wick, without a doubt.

Trying to explain a multimeter to a couple people who didn’t make it past fifth grade science class sounds like a surefire way to miss a flight. (And states of matter, for that, uh, matter.)

You can also sign up for the waitlist for an additional $50 off the price at preorder, which begins June 30. Not sure if they’ll be checking that your email address is on the waitlist to use the code, but it’s a generic code.

Done! You can use the code CHICKENLIPS at checkout on June 30th for a total of $100 off!

Did it fall out the window?

And… what about that other guy?

Oh, but the memes!

Good luck affording concert tickets when every single person in the world wants to go to that show.

The longest and most complex solutions are usually right (yes, please share).

way too many tacos

Hmm, nope. Not a thing.

Guy Fawkes uses a lot of online services.

Maybe we could all chip in? I’d like a Fediverse A320.

You’ve got to load up on all your favorite foods the day before starting your diet.

Oh, I misinterpreted what they said about Massachusetts, but you’re right. I thought they have generally decent water and also couldn’t pass up the opportunity to complain about Florida’s water. I’m sure there are variances across the state, but what I’ve experienced in Florida is horrible, sulfur-smelling water. Walking around as people are watering their lawns at night is a noxious experience. But you’re also right that a lot of it can be attributed to the mineral content of water in a given place and what we’re used to (except for Florida… their water is objectively non-potable).

When I visited the U.S. the tap water there wasn’t really drinkable. People said it was fine, but my friend bought bottled water, which I paid for during my stay because the tap stuff smelled evil.

What else did you think about your visit to Florida?

That’s great in theory, but in practice these days the US sets tariffs the way rideshare companies do surge pricing.

This looks really cool. Thanks for creating it and sharing, Jared. Looking forward to testing it out.