I made a post that I’ve got linked in my bio. Some shit went sideways, very very sideways, and I’ve been struggling to get through it for a hot minute. After getting to a point of desperation I posted about it on Lemmy and the reaction was… well to say overwhelming would be an understatement. Thus all the thanks <3

I’m an idiot. So we shall see

I blame myself to be honest

I made a post that I’ve got linked in my bio. Some shit went sideways, very very sideways, and I’ve been struggling to get through it for a hot minute. After getting to a point of desperation I posted about it on Lemmy and the reaction was… well to say overwhelming would be an understatement.

If Hell is where he isn’t, then boy am I glad to go there.

I mean, here in Canada, shit is insane. The fact that it’s like $20 for a burger and fries at a drink at A&W is off the wall. Also now I really want A&W.

I can’t afford next month’s rent because I don’t have a roommate. And I don’t have a roommate because she decided to use me nonstop for months. And I can’t find another roommate because this place sucks. And I hate my life and I want to die and I want to drink.

I don’t want to cook them, I want to vaporize them. Or, hurl them through the atmosphere at mach cunt

In every conceivable fucking way. And that is exactly why I’m lying in bed at 8.15pm once again considering suicide. Suicide that I cannot go through with because I have a cat. The literal only reason.

Honestly, that is kind of how I am feeling at the moment. Sincerely, an alcoholic three years sober.

I haven’t noticed them be any more destructive to the environment that humans are. We just have too many of them. They probably are. I would not be surprised if there’s overpopulation and the size of them and everything else then it would make sense that there is some amount of ecological devastation. But I’m usually not in those areas. But the way I see it is that if there is no natural predator for this mistake that we brought to the island, then I will be the natural predator.

I’m from Newfoundland. Moose were brought in to fill the gap left behind by reindeer after we hunted all of them. Problem is that moose do not fit that niche, they destroy it. They’re way too big so none of the natural predators of this island are capable of taking them down. They wander out in the middle of highways and roads at night and cause hundreds of accidents per year. Due to their size, they also tend to kill the people in accidents with them. Everyone on this island has lost family to those fucking things.

Depends on the animal. The vast majority of them, I think, probably are just annoyed by our existence. However, I’m going to be real. If I see a moose and I have the opportunity to kill it, I will do so on sight.

Very much so. My ADHD has ADHD

Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

Oh no, some shit got in my shit post, however will we deal with his inhumane travesty.

I need to know the address so I can kill this bitch. They’re muscling in on my turf. Dicks are my domain. Cavalcade of cock. Parade of Penis. A ziggurat of Zambonies, but I don’t know, I ran out of ideas.

Cocaine. It had absolutely no effect on me other than making me want more instantly. I tried it like three or four times before realizing that it didn’t really do anything. Granted, the third and fourth time I only got it because my dealer was exceptionally hot and he allowed me to snort the cocaine off of his abs.

How dare his shitpost be shitty?

Well now you leave me with a conundrum. For I want hot dogs, yet do not have hot dogs. I demand you send me hot dogs. Or a big fat juicy dick. I’d be okay with that too.