Decomposition.

I now know that my dog’s GI tract can accommodate an ultra tampon. I didnt know he ate it, so watching a large bloodred foreign body emerge from a dachshund’s asshole at 7am was wildly disturbing.

Here’s hoping…

Sometimes you have to grow your own community… a smaller user base requires much more individual participation.

Be persistent ♡

I like yr jurse, my friend.

Stick a sewing needle in it. Find one that fits inside with the spool of floss. I’ve carried one in my bag for decades at this point.

It’s based on a comic series, so the bones are good and the critics are all weenies. I ♡ crappy derivative action schlock.

Priest. I recommended it in a terrible movies thread. It’s Paul Bettany and Karl Urban in a cowboy/ronin/faith-based militia versus vampires film. Critics gave it 16% fresh.

… seriously. Look at this.

in no particular order:

The Demon Under the Microscope: From Battlefield Hospitals to Nazi Labs, One Doctor’s Heroic Search for the World’s First Miracle Drug

The Wave: In the Pursuit of the Rogues, Freaks and Giants of the Ocean

Among the Thugs: The Experience, and the Seduction, of Crowd Violence

Anything by Mary Roach or Bill Bryson

*I love a good subtitle. Read Stephen Jay Gould, too. The Burgess Shale one in particular.

Bake something super easy.

Fudge and/or peppermint bark make great gifts and are both pretty easy to make for any skill level. Dress it up with a dollar store Christmas tin and bow for extra appeal.

three ingredient peppermint bark

fudge

19/20.

I did that with key west. Got one exit away and bailed. We ended up kayaking in mangroves instead. 10/10.

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

He lacks the warmth and depth

You made a mistake. That’s manicotti. Coatimundi is a clay-based earthenware that they make plant pots out of.

Just two ass-ends shoved together.

*limited to trumps demise.

I’m on board with every conspiracy I hear.

Lots of beans have lard or pork in them.

WTF was that movie? Did they buy the rights to the title, but not the content?