Party popper, booby traps…like trip wire style. Motion detector, garden hose sprayer…

Does guys thinking that they can fight after watching Rocky or Mortal Kombat count?

The only thing that’s real.

I like how you can tell a couple of them are doing the “the flowers are here” dance, by the side to side blur.

Toad, and you didn’t show us it’s fat ass…

“I can taste the bubbles!”

Nice

Drives me nuts that the capital “I” looks the same as lower case “L”. What happened to the top and bottom line on the “I”?

At the fair? How do you decide who gets one?

Looks nothing like her./s

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I called parking enforcement on this one. Right in front of the job site drive. We don’t come here everyday, but when we do, it’d be nice to be able to pull in. They called me when they got to the car and asked if I wanted it toed. I said that they do it all the time but just give a warning, because it’s the first time I’ve called. Next time, it’s gone.

In a month or…

Clint’s reptiles talks about a wasp that there is only males and no females or vice versa. I forget. And they mate with a different species. I can’t find the video right now. I’ll try and get back to you.

Donate it. I give to “Children With Hair Loss”. Takes me two years to grow it to around a foot long. Im one year into my 6th donation. Two full heads of hair and 3 mohawks, already in the bag. Im 50 now, figured, if it keeps growing back, why not.

Knives, rocks, locks, movies(DVD, Blu-ray), Bows and arrows, brass candle holders

When I was young, I thought it was “Make ends meat”. Like poor cuts of meat, because you have no money.

Instead of having money left over by the time you get paid again.

It’s tick season, I’m using bug spray…

Fucking disgusting sycophants