Only if it’s from natural causes. In case you hadn’t figured it out sooner, he’d otherwise become a martyr. You think the Charlie Kirk stupidity is bad? Imagine how bad it world be if the cult’s object of worship was popped. Such a martyrdom would give the cult something to rally around after his end. If he dies naturally, however, the cult is FAR more likely to descend into infighting with a side of conspiracy theory, and tear itself apart as all the horrible people tried to scramble for whatever they could get by stomping on each other. Cults are complex monsters but have ways to survive the death of their leaders.

You mean gold leaf and spray paint?

All these folks buying gold and my apocalypse plan just involves a handle of whiskey and one bullet.

While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it’s a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I’ve got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I’m going and don’t want to risk getting run over.

Like he hasn’t wasted enough tax money on stupid ideas.

Monkeys have achieved the impossible.

Obviously.

We need a Chris Hanson meme but for racists.

They’re no match for Knife Crab.

Where are the rest of them though? I think that might just be a Keebler Elf in a rat costume.

The silly costume strategy is working amazingly well. It takes all the wind out of the administration’s attempted photo op bullshit. I mean Noem was up in the roof of the ICE building to “survey the carnage” or some shit, and all they got was a dozen protesters out by the road, over if whom was in a chicken suit.

I’ve seen it occasionally where they’ll marry a makeup artist or stage hand or something. Sir Patrick Stewart’s wife is a theater actress, IIRC. But I can’t think of many cases where some A-Lister married somebody they saw sticking shelves at the Walmart.

Conservative weirdos out there going nuts about vaccines and 5G, and meanwhile all that Vitamin P they’ve got in their brains is like “lol now hallucinate deficit spending on turning feral hogs gay.”

Canned out homemade, it’s always good to remember that cranberries are nearly inedible without a substantial volume of delicious sugar.

Pastrius.

LOL I knew that would happen the day they announced it.

Pronounce PF as “piff.” Example Pfizer as “Piffizer.”

It made him look like an idiot, but the question is did it do that on purpose? or is it just worthless trash?

But, and hear me out, what was his job description?

First existential crisis? Don’t worry, they get easier after a few. The answer is simple once you learn how to embrace it: it doesn’t matter. Real, fake, it’s completely irrelevant. Go get high, play Halo, get some ice cream, and let somebody who gets paid to think about this stuff deal with it.