Bonus

One of the only things he’s ever said that (almost) makes sense but he sure doesn’t understand the concept of using all the tools in his toolbox.

The dude’s really wearing an ascot with a straight face like that, isn’t he?

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Hmm, Brighton Beach. Why does that ring a bell? https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/576474/house-of-trump-house-of-putin-by-craig-unger/

I should buy a username across all instances.

Kinda sucks, doesn’t it?

Still, I keep picturing your dad, basking in sweat, running a pho shop in Ho Chi Minh in the summertime or the like, wiping his brow with chicken-stock soaked dish towels.

I’m just glad someone had some idea what I was trying to describe.

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