No, no. We want solutions to problems we don’t really have! Not something that would make life for 99.9% of Americans better…

I think you just listed best-case scenario. I feel things will get far worse.

Duh. We’ve always been at war with East Asia…

It’s already in disrepair after the current owner tried some DIY renovations to build a shed out back (a ballroom, I believe he called it).

A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

Richard Attenborough

Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!

Confidently incorrect.

I’m sorry for being so rude to you but I don’t know what to say to you anymore.

Sure hope they catch the trans Muslim illegal woman who caused all this violence!

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Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.

“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” - Elon Musk

That’s how you know empathy is important. It apparently affects the rich’s bottom line. Plus, you know, if you have a brain, empathy is just a given…

Nap time is back!

If history tells us anything…

These facts don’t align with my feelz.

It’s right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can’t find it either!

Oh, I know. But I still give it better odds.